her show is hilarious, she made *a* drink for one person, it have about 15 ounces of different types of hard liquor, after she mixed it she poured into one brandy snifter. I laughed my ass of and my daughter was dying and wondering if she was going to shotgun it because her nephew "The Bricer" was coming over.
Wince at Sandra Lee's annoying habit of calling her nephew "Bricer." Laugh at the kid trying not to roll his eyes at her. I made this in anticipation of the arrival of my favorite nephew in the world! Bricer is just the best and he and I always have a wonderful time together. Unfortunately, he took one bit of a cookie, made with this dough, and put it back down again. I know this bot like the back of my hand! For Bricer to refuse something, it HAS to be bad tasting... I took a bite and found out what the problem was. I think the excess food coloring and cheap packaged dough make for a bad combination. I did my little Bricer a favor and prepared him something from scratch! He put that little smile on his face for me and he and I went snow sledding! We had a great weekend!
I love Giada, but we have a game we play with our friends. Every time she says the word “creamy” we take a shot of Bailey’s or whatever. By the end of her show, we are all plastered. She is gorgeous in a over-the-top way, but when she says “creamy” or “crunch” she makes a fist with her midget-like gnarled fingers. Have you seen that? Sandra Lee, we play the same game with her show when she talks about her nephew “Bricer.”
Dear Sandra Lee:
I dislike you. First, you seem like a cold, calculating, icy, stupid Republican. But that's not really why I dislike you, even though I imagine you're super sweet and fake to all the homos on the staff of your show, while believing that they're going to hell... I also imagine you going off to church on a Spring morning in a bright floral dress... in a hat. (Eeeech.)
No, I'm "over" hearing you talk about your family. Why does your stupid family have to be in every show? But it's always your SISTER'S kids.
What's wrong with you and your husband? Why don't you have kids?
I'll bet you're barren. You're the lady whose insides are rotten.
You're dumb and lazy. Your recipes are stupid, and Bisquick and canned salmon isn't the answer to everything. And no one cares about Bricer or Sandy or Michelle or Alexis or Becky or the rest of the Aryan brood of children that follows you around while you make crappy chocolate lollipops out of that shitty melting chocolate they sell near the strawberries in the grocery store.
And enough with the Tablescapes, 'kay? I'm not about to go spend $100 (at least) on crappy table baubles. And I spend my money on unwise things. I imagine someone with a 1) famliy and 2) budget isn't going to go running to Michael's and the Container Store every time they have someone over for dinner.
Sandra Lee: You suck.
Love,
Me.
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